- Kendall Knight: Make that three. Looks like Logan pranked himself again this year.
- James Diamond, Carlos Garcia: Yep.
- Kendall Knight: Gentlemen, it is time to find out who'll be crowned the next Sir High King Lord of... The Pranks.
- Dr. Hollywood: Logan, have you ever thought of becoming a doctor, because... you look and talk... like a doctor?
- Jennifer Knight: Oh, he's always wanted to be a doctor, but more importantly, did you know that a daily 20-minute walk increases weight loss, eyesight, and mutant powers?
- Kendall Knight: As reigning Sir High King Lord of the Pranks, I now declare this a - Megapranketition.
- Katie Knight: The pie-a-pult. The guys get off the elevator to rush the apartment for shelter.
- Jo Taylor: They'll trip on the wire and get a face full of creamy defeat.
- Dr. Hollywood: Being a doctor is just like being in a band. There's cool cars, hot chicks, but instead of a microphone, you're holding life and death in your hands.