Clue Club (TV Series)

One of Our Elephants Is Missing (1976)

Patricia Stich: Pepper

Quotes 

• Larry : [about D.D]  Do you have any idea where he might have gone?

  Pepper : Could be anyplace, the way he thinks. If you can call it thinking.

• [Pepper is planning to use a mirror to stop a vampire that is chasing them] 

  Pepper : Now, look, when he gets here, don't run, don't panic, just cool it.

  D.D. : Right.

  [Pepper pulls the cover off the mirror and the vampire appears] 

  Pepper : RUN! PANIC! WE'LL COOL IT LATER!

• [Larry uses a long stick to pole vault into a warehouse and crashes into something] 

  D.D. : Larry, you all right?

  Larry : Is breaking a mirror really seven years bad luck?

  Pepper : Did you break one?

  Larry : ONE? If the saying's true, I'm in big trouble for about 200 years!

• [a rhino is clanging its horn against the cage bars] 

  Pepper : What's he so mad about?

  Larry : He's not mad. That's about as happy as you're ever going to see a rhino.

  Pepper : Wow! I don't want to be around when he's unhappy.

• D.D. : [about the rhino]  Know how much he's worth? $40,000!

  Pepper : How do you know?

  D.D. : Oh, there's lots of things that I know that you don't.

  Pepper : Ha. Dotty probably told you.

  D.D. : Well... She mighta mentioned it.

• Larry : Hey, one of the chimps is loose.

  Pepper : I'd better get Mr. Bronson.

  D.D. : [in a chimp costume]  Hey, I'm not a chimp! It's me, D. D.!

  Pepper : He's right. It's not a chimp, it's a chump!

• Larry : Here we are, midge. What do you got?

  Dotty : That gizmo you sent me? It's a tranquilizer dart. They use them to capture wild animals. This one was powerful enough to put an elephant to sleep.

  D.D. : An elephant? What was it doing by the gorilla cage?

  Dotty : And here's something you oughta know about Mr. Bronson: It seems he owns an animal park down south, one with a lot of animals.

  Pepper : So?

  Dotty : So guess what just arrived there this morning. One armadillo and three pink flamingos.

  Pepper : Exactly what was stolen last night.

  Larry : Except for the elephant. Great job, Dotty. Thanks.

  Dotty : Aren't you gonna say "I wonder who supplied him with those animals"?

  Larry : I wonder who supplied him with those animals.

  Dotty : Chris Carloff, animal importer. He has a warehouse on the docks.

  Larry : Wonder Kid, you really are something else. See you later.