Clue Club (TV Series)

The Missing Pig Caper (1976)

Patricia Stich: Pepper

Quotes 

• [a Food Supply Company unloads boxes of food to Reginald Glut's house] 

  D.D. : Wow, looks like he's stocking up for the next ten years.

  Pepper : You kidding? The way he eats, that's probably just for the weekend.

• Pepper : It is hot.

  D.D. : You can say that again.

  Pepper : Why? Didn't you hear me the first time?

• D.D. : Sure is dark down here.

  Pepper : That's a brilliant observation, D.D.

  D.D. : Spooky, too.

  Pepper : That's a dumb observation, D.D., 'cause if you say it again, I'm gonna clobber you.

• D.D. : Do you think we'll recognize Sweet Pea if we see him?

  Pepper : D.D., he has four legs, two ears, a snout, and weighs 2000 pounds. I think we'll recognize him.

• [about Reginald Glut's pizza-shaped doorbell] 

  Larry : How do you like the doorbell?

  D.D. : Tasty.

  Pepper : Nothing flashy. Just your simple basic sausage, pepperoni, mushroom, salami, onion, olive, and meatball pizza with a touch of caviar and a slice of avocado.

• [a mysterious man pushes a large box down, narrowly missing D.D. and Pepper] 

  Pepper : D.D., can a box fall all by itself?

  D.D. : Sure, it can.

  Pepper : No, it can't.

  D.D. : You're right, it can't.

  Pepper : You know what I'm gonna do?

  D.D. : The same thing I'm gonna do?

  Pepper : I think so.

  [Pepper and D.D. run away with the mysterious man following in pursuit] 

• [the Clue Club's friend, Sally, just told them about Reginald Glut's offer for her pet pig, Sweet Pea] 

  Pepper : $75,000!

  Woofer : For a pig? Why, I must be worth a jillion.

  Wimper : Uh, how much am I worth, Woofer?

  Woofer : Oh, about 89 cents.

  [Dotty is trying to fix something] 

  Dotty : Give me a screwdriver, will ya, Woofer?

  [with neither Dotty or Woofer paying attention, Wimper passes Dotty a hammer, which messes her up] 

  Dotty : [to Woofer]  You call THIS a screwdriver? Boy, sometimes I think you're worth just about half as much as Wimper!