House M.D. (TV Series)

Family Practice (2011)

Amber Tamblyn: Martha M. Masters

Quotes 

• Dr. Gregory House : [to Masters]  If you tell anyone, I will get you thrown out of med school and I will destroy your career.

  Martha Masters : I've thought about that. Lying about me... won't work. Everybody knows your reputation.

  Dr. Gregory House : True, but I won't have to lie. Buried in your coma patient's big, big file is a form that doesn't allow treatment without the expressed consent of the relatives.

  Martha Masters : Wait...

  Dr. Gregory House : You drew blood and that's not just a screw-up. It's a criminal assault.

  Martha Masters : But you told me...

  Dr. Gregory House : No. As you may recall...

  [mimes zipping his lip] 

  Martha Masters : You set me up? Why?

  Dr. Gregory House : Because this patient is the highest priority.

• Dr. Chris Taub : [to House]  You bugged the room?

  Dr. Gregory House : I absolutely without apology will admit that someone may have allegedly done so.

  Martha Masters : Guess we can pass unethical and skip straight to illegal.

  Dr. Gregory House : Not according to the recent Supreme Court case of bite versus me.

• Martha Masters : [When House and his team are sitting in the morgue; House is watching a cartoon on a portable TV]  Is no one gonna tell me...

  [House shushes her] 

  Martha Masters : [whispers]  Why we're in the morgue?

  Dr. Robert Chase : House is on the lam from someone. Taub's got his money on Wilson, but I'm pretty sure it's Cuddy.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Fool's bet. There's a whole world of angry patients, creditors...

• Martha Masters : [as Masters and Taub are searching Arlene's home]  Should we consider STDs?

  Dr. Chris Taub : I think I just caught one looking at these photos.

• Martha Masters : [to House]  I know I'm a pain, but it's impossible for me to work with you if you...

  Dr. Gregory House : Fine, fine! Instead of a live stream, I'll get a recap from Cuddy twenty minutes later. Thank you for saving America.