Hunky Dory (2011)

Robert Pugh: Headmaster

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• Headmaster : I don't think the f-word has any place in Shakespeare.

  Vivienne Mae : Well, it's actually very old, the f-word.

  Headmaster : It's also very offensive.

  Vivienne Mae : Well, so is Caliban.

• Miss Valentine : Someone has burnt half the fucking school down!

  Headmaster : Language, please.

  Miss Valentine : So let us stop this petty, liberal procrastination and take control of the situation. We are fiddling while Rome burns!

• Headmaster : Um, issues of discipline came up and a concern about language.

  Vivienne Mae : Lanuage? What...?

  [phone rings] 

  Headmaster : Excuse me.

  [turns to answer phone] 

  Vivienne Mae : [walking away]  What fucking language?

• Vivienne Mae : Ah, the goddess on whom the music attends.

  Stella : Sorry I'm late, miss.

  Vivienne Mae : Don't worry, I did your bit for you. You're not indispensable, Stella Joes. Just remember that. Nobody is.

  Headmaster : It won't happen again, Miss Mae. The both of us will be punctual next time. Won't we, *Stella*?

• Miss Valentine : Headmaster, I have made a list of all the...

  Vivienne Mae : Oh, don't tell me. Of all the nasty little troublemakers in the school. Do you hate kids? I mean, is it all kids or is it just the poor ones?

  Headmaster : Miss Mae, Vivienne...

  Miss Valentine : And I've underlined in red all those who have a history of delinquency.

• Vivienne Mae : What about Miss Valentine? Is she the future?

  Headmaster : "O brave new world that has such people in't."