Absolutely Anything (2015)

Robin Williams: Dennis the Dog

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• [Dennis barks] 

  Neil Clarke : What are you talking about, Dennis?... Dennis, shut up, I can handle this!... Dennis, what are you talking about? Actually, that is a really good point, what are you talking about? Dennis, be able to speak!

  Dennis : Biscuits!

  Neil Clarke : What?

  Dennis : Biscuits! For crying out loud, they're in the cupboard!

• Neil Clarke : [feeds Dennis]  God, it must be terrible being a dog! I never knew you had so many cravings!

  Dennis : It's no worse than you and that bitch!

  Neil Clarke : What bitch?

  Dennis : The bitch you were shagging last night!

  Neil Clarke : Oh my god, she's not a bitch, she's a lovely human female! And we weren't shagging!

  Dennis : Yes, you were!

  Neil Clarke : No we weren't, we were talking!

  Dennis : Talking about shagging!

  Neil Clarke : No!

  Dennis : What else is there to talk about?

• Neil Clarke : I'm not going to give you a biscuit until you answer my question!

  Dennis : Biscuits! Bread biscuits, black biscuits!

  Neil Clarke : Is that all you think about?

  Dennis : Nothing else matters! Biscuits, please!

  Neil Clarke : Dennis, become a rational thinking creature!

  Dennis : Look, I just can't concentrate on anything till I've had one of those biscuits! I know it's crazy, but that's how it is. I guess I'm kinda hooked on them. So please, give me just one biscuit, and I'll be able to think about something else!

  Neil Clarke : That makes sense.

  [goes to the cupboard] 

  Dennis : Oh, he's getting the biscuits! He's getting the biscuits!

• Neil Clarke : I don't think I like your conversation!

  Dennis : But I worship you, master! I love you so much! I can't bear displeasing you! My whole world collapses when you're cross with me!

• [on hearing the bell, Dennis gets excited] 

  Neil Clarke : Dennis, listen! Listen, listen, listen! Be quiet! That is an order!

  Dennis : Right! Right! I like obeying orders, especially your orders!

  Neil Clarke : Good. Then shut the fuck up!... Good boy.

  Dennis : Okay... okay... shut the fuck up...

• Dennis : I wouldn't mind shagging your leg right now...

  Neil Clarke : I thought I turned you into a rational thinking creature!

  Dennis : Rational thinking creature still have desires!

  Neil Clarke : We'll soon deal with that...

  Dennis : NO! Don't take my desires away from me!

  Neil Clarke : Why not?

  Dennis : They wouldn't make my life worth living! Biscuits, shagging!

• Neil Clarke : I could solve every problem in the world!

  Dennis : Have you thought this thing through?