How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Subway Wars (2010)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : [the gang debates about what the essence of being New Yorkers really is] I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.
Lily Aldrin : No, you're not a New Yorker until you've cried on the subway and not given a damn what anyone thinks.
Marshall Eriksen : No, you're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hand.
Narrator : And Robin would do all three of these before the day was out.
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Barney Stinson : I cannot stop staring at that girl's face.
Ted Mosby : Face? That's your weirdest nickname for boobs yet.
Barney Stinson : No Ted. I am really looking at her face.
Lily Aldrin : Aaaw. That's really sweet.
Barney Stinson : Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose, that girl was just crying. She's so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?
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Ted Mosby : If you can't spot the crazy person on the bus, it's you.
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Ted Mosby : Barney says he tripped but I could have sworn he tackled me on purpose.