- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [On his phone to his ex] That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life. Violence follows me? I mean, how do you even come up with something like that. No, what happened here has nothing to with my job. In fact, it's just the opposite, okay? She *is* safe because I *am* a cop... H uh? I can't - I can't even do this right now. She'll be there in 5 minutes an officer's bringing her home. Yeah. Goodbye.
- [Ends the call]
- Steve McGarrett: Can't wait to meet your ex.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah. Two of you can plan my demise.
- Steve McGarrett: [When Danny's cell phone rings with the Star Wars Storm Trooper theme] That's cute. Your ex get a new ring tone?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: No, it's... the miserable attorney.
- [Answers the call]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yes, Lord Vader.
- Steve McGarrett: You know when I was a kis, this island seemed like it was the safest place on earth.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: That's the great thing about being a kid, you don't know any better.
- Steve McGarrett: You could leave your door unlocked. No one would bother you. And if people had a beef, they'd settle it with their fists, not guns.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Back home, you win a fight. You go home, lock the door *twice*. Because you know someone's coming after you with a gun.
- Steve McGarrett: God.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Think maybe Hawaii's catching up with the times.
- Steve McGarrett: Maybe.
- Steve McGarrett: Law enforcement is Chin's family business. So when he lost his badge, he lost his family. If he wants to wear a badge, he has to be able to deal with things like this.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You weren't held as a baby, were you?
- Steve McGarrett: It's called tough love.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I just got one question: What's a quarterback doing with the number fifty?
- Steve McGarrett: No. It's five - oh.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah.
- Steve McGarrett: NO, it's not fifty, it's five-oh. It's what my dad used to call our family because we weren't native Hawaiians. So he nicknamed us "Five-oh's." After the fiftyth state in the union, I don't know. I guess it was his way of making us feel like we belonged, I guess.
- Kono Kalakaua: Hmm. I like that. Five-oh.
- Chin Ho Kelly: [watching an old tape of McGarrett playing football] See, now I gotta admit. That was a beautiful play.
- Steve McGarrett: Thank you.
- Chin Ho Kelly: Your dad couldn't stop screaming.
- Steve McGarrett: You were there with my dad?
- Chin Ho Kelly: [stopping the tape] Yeah. I was fresh out of the academy, he was my training officer. I'll tell you, any day that Steve McGarrett was starting at quarterback was an official day off.
- Steve McGarrett: Let me ask you something. How far deep did you have to dig? I mean how much of your sould did you lose by actually appreciating me?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Uh, measuring.
- Steve McGarrett: Right. Maybe you're not alone around here as you think, Danno.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Three girls in the next car flirt with them. To McGarrett] Detour. I beg of you. I beg of you.
- [McGarrett drives away]
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: What are you doing? Turn around!
- Steve McGarrett: [Danny covers Grace's ears] What's wrong with tennis, Danny?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I'll tell you what's wrong with tennis. It can be played on a table which makes it an activity not a sport. You throw the ball to me, I catch the ball. *That's* a sport. It's my duty as a father to teach my daughter the difference.
- Grace: Dad, I can still hear you.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Uncovers Grace's ears] You're not supposed to be listening to me, because you're supposed to be paying attention to football. It's a sport.
- Steve McGarrett: Law enforcement is Chin's family business. So, when he lost his badge, he lost his family. If he wants to wear a badge, he has to be able to deal with things like this.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You weren't held when you were a baby, were you?
- Steve McGarrett: It's called tough love, partner.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Ah.
- Steve McGarrett: Oh and, by the way, I was held. Okay? I have photos if you want proof.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Photo shop.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Referring to a pizza restaurant that is delivering guns] This town could use a good slice. It's a shame we gotta put 'em outta business.
- Steve McGarrett: You should try Ialani's in Waikiki. They have the best ham and pineapple in the world.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Oh! Oh!
- Steve McGarrett: What?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Let me... explain something to you, okay? Pizza... is mutz, sauce and dough. That is it. Alright? You, uh, wanna put a pepperoni on your slice, that's fine. But, ham? Out! Fruit? Out! Okay? I don't care where we are. Pizza and pineapple do not belong in the same air space.
- Steve McGarrett: I guess you feel quite strongly about this.
- Steve McGarrett: Let me break it down for you, okay? Kids with guns kill innocent people and cops!
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Right.
- Steve McGarrett: Now that kid, maybe he's going to finish a math assignment. More likely, he's looking for another gun so he can shoot someone. Why? Because you convinently decided to forget about the law!
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: He's angry because someone killed a member of his family today and he feels like if he doesn't do something about it, nobody will. So let's prove him wrong. Come on, we have a job to do.
- Chin Ho Kelly: Listen to me, you have to come with me right now, and talk to my people.
- Sid: Your people? You mean the drug dealers you ripped off when you were cop? Stay away from me!
- [Chin puts cuffs on Sid]
- Sid: What the Hell are you doing?
- Chin Ho Kelly: I'm a cop again. I was trying to cut you a break. I was trying to do things a different way. I guess I was wrong.
- Sid: He thought I was a gangbanger, and he let me go. What kind of cop does that?
- Kono Kalakaua: The kind that knows how to look after his family.
- Sid: ...I worry about you Kono. You know those HPD guys, the ones you depend on for backup, you think they don't know who your cousin is?
- Kono Kalakaua: They're wrong about him, and so are you! He's a good man!
- Sid: Listen kid, if you want my help, you got it. But not Chin, end of story!
- Kono Kalakaua: [at a high school football game] How did you miss that face mask call, ref? He only tried to gouge the kid's eyes out. You suck!
- Steve McGarrett: Ah, glad she's on our team.
- Chin Ho Kelly: No, she's just getting warmed up.