"Nostalgia Critic" Ernest Scared Stupid (TV Episode 2010) - Doug Walker as Nostalgia Critic, Chester A. Bum, Douchey McNitpick

Nostalgia Critic : What better way to start off this terrifying month than with a terrifying movie... not really scary, just terrifying.
Nostalgia Critic : Ernest Scared Stupid really lives up to its name. It has Ernest, it's stupid, and it's scary in its own right. That the idea of sitting through this ass testicle of a movie scares the living shit out of me. So, let the bitching hour commence.
Nostalgia Critic : So we see that the movie was written by John Cherry and Coke Sams. So yes, this movie was officially written by Cherry Coke. That's how strange an experience we're in for here, folks. We're in a movie written by a soda. Fasten your seat belts.
Nostalgia Critic : [upon Lady Hackmore's first appearance; imitating Doc Brown] Marty, I've transformed myself into a withering black lady.
Nostalgia Critic : That was Catwoman, everybody. Adolescents around the world used to jerk off to that.
Nostalgia Critic : [as Ernest is wearing Roman garb] Um, no, sorry. Cinema Snob already reviewed Caligula. Besides, I don't want to see you naked.
Nostalgia Critic : Ah, it's been a while. Let's see Jim Varney and Eartha Kitt try to outmug each other again.
Nostalgia Critic : [Ernest hugs Trantor] Of course! Showing unconditional love to KILL your enemy! That's the ultimate weapon of destruction, peace and love! WHAT AM I MISSING HERE?

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Chester A. Bum, Douchey McNitpick