How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Architect of Destruction (2010)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
Quotes
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Barney : Because new is always better.
Ted Mosby : And this theory applies to everything?
Barney : Everything.
Ted Mosby : So, those new Star Wars movies... Those are better than the old ones?
Barney : Yeah. The first three barely mention the intricacies of intergalactic trade law.
Ted Mosby : And when you're at a Guns N' Roses concert, you're like, "yeah, yeah, Paradise City, whatever. When are they gonna rock me some Chinese Democracy"?
Barney : Axl's really matured as a songwriter, Ted.
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Marshall Eriksen : How's it going with Robin?
Max : I think I have to break up with her.
Marshall Eriksen : Why?
Barney : *You* with *her*?
Max : Yeah, well, there's this kind of weird thing she likes to do in the bedroom. It just makes me uncomfortable.
Barney : I get it.
Ted Mosby : Yeah, that is not for everyone!
Marshall Eriksen : What's not for everyone?
[Everyone looks at him awkwardly]
Marshall Eriksen : Guys, come on! What is it?
Max : Come on, bro! It's the locker-room!
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Barney : Dude working together is going to be legen- wait for it... I'll send you an inter office memo with the rest because we friggin' work together!
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Barney : [girls talking about penis size] How can you speak of such things?
Lily : You kidding? Barney every time I mention a woman you don t know, the first thing you say is: "Boobs?". Not the complete sentence like : "Does she have big boobs?" which also would not be great. Just, "Boobs?"
Barney : I do not do that!
Lily : my friend Lori from work...
Barney : Boobs?... Damn it
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Barney : Ted, I know you love classic stuff no one cares about, but I'm gonna give you four words to live by: New Is Always Better.
Ted Mosby : New is always better?
Barney : Ted, you know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.