- Jason Gastrow: Bowser's Fury is a real-ass game in an age of fakeass games. But, Mario Bros. 2 is just a little bit better.
- Jason Gastrow: [reads comment] Go out and touch some fucking grass. This review was awful. 'Nuff said. That's a comment from my Ratchet & Clank review, by Vincent Rivet Lover. Rivet is the girl Lombax they invented for this game.