- Booster Gold: Hello, ladies. I don't believe we've met. The name's Gold, and you can bet I'm as precious as the metal.
- Fire: We are Fire and Ice, a volatile combination.
- Ice: Like my mother's peanut butter and sardine smoothies.
- Batman: Good job, Firestorm. But remember, archenemies can be a deadly business.
- Firestorm: [about Killer Frost] Great. Now she's your ex and your archenemy.
- Ronnie Raymond: [scoffs] Like there's a difference.
- Batman: Two weeks ago, I've sent The Question on a mission to uncover information on the possibility of an imminent Earth invasion. He hasn't been heard from since.
- Blue Beetle: Invasion? From where?
- Batman: Apokolips.
- Ice: Home of the Parthenon.
- Batman: No, a distant world enslaved by the most evil beings in the known universe.
- Ice: [gasps] The Greeks!
- Martian Munhunter: Now, this is our training room. I'm reminded when Big Blue himself challenged me to an arm wrestling competition here. Of course, my compatriots warned me this would surely be a losing battle, but I brought something more than brute force to the table - I brought physics. Well, the day approached, and...
- Aquaman: By Neptune's trident, you do not know how to tell a story.
- Martian Munhunter: Sorry. I sometimes tend to prattle on. Cookie, anyone?
- Guy Gardner: What are you doing in here?
- Booster Gold: I called dibs. Didn't I, Skeets?
- Skeets: And firsties, sir.
- Guy Gardner: Look, you poser, get out of my cabin right now.
- Booster Gold: Um, no. I think I'll stay.
- [Guy pulls him off the couch]
- Booster Gold: Not the face! Not the face!
- Aquaman: Gentleman, please. Let's settle this like civilized...
- [gets punched]
- Aquaman: Son of a whale shark! Have at thee! Come here, you!
- [Aquaman goes in to the fight]
- Fire: Oh, boy fight.
- Ice: So immature.
- Aquaman: An adventure calls!
- Guy Gardner: Let's get down there so you punks can see a real hero in action.
- Ice: The Greeks must be stopped!
- Booster Gold: I gotta text my publicist. Skeets, how many P's in "impending?"
- Skeets: One, sir.
- Fire: Is this suit too short for world-saving?
- Blue Beetle: Um, I wonder if it's short enough?
- Martian Munhunter: Quiet! Listen, people. This team is not about egos or wardrobes or publicity. It's about handling threats larger than any hero can alone. When history remembers this group and its first mission, will it be of individuals who could not get the job done? Or will it be the greatest superhero team ever assembled, saving the world in its darkest hour?
- Batman: If this works, we might just have a chance.
- Aquaman: If? Since when has any plan of Batman's ever failed?
- [Parademons bust in through the ceiling]
- Batman: Impossible. Our signal strength is triple-encoded, cross-routed over a dozen satellite feeds. Untraceable, unless...
- Booster Gold: Texting the publicist. How many D's in Armageddon?
- Batman: You want this world, yet you're afraid to win it in a fair fight. How long has it been, Darkseid, since you've faced a mere mortal without hiding behind your godlike powers?
- Darkseid: A blatant attempt to taunt me into combat. But in truth, it has been an eternity since I've exercised purely physical force. And I relish the opportunity.
- Darkseid: [to Batman] I must admit, that was exhilarating. Is this where you hurl a clever retort at me? No? Then I shall separate your atoms into the primordial ether. A most fitting demise.
- Guy Gardner: Hey, poser, that's my piece of cake. Guy Gardner always gets the corner piece.
- Booster Gold: You mean this piece?
- [eats cake]
- Booster Gold: All gone.
- Guy Gardner: [balls up fist] Oh, you're gonna be all gone in a second.