- Captain America: Someone's taken remote control of the remote control and is controlling it remotely.
- Annihilus: I am the destroyer of life. The living doom that walks. Ruler of the Negative Zone. I... am... Annihilus!
- Iron Man: [after hearing Reed Richards is having relationship problems] Been there, dude. Not with Sue Storm... any more.
- Captain America: Fortunately I subscribe to Reed's weekly Podcast. This one is about the Negative Zone.
- Iron Man: Oh, I sense gratuitous exposition. My favorite kind.
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: Wolverine? I thought you went with the others.
- Wolverine: Oh right, to an amusement park? Uhuh . I don't do amusement. I was just in here grooming my sideburns and straightening my back hair until you came in.
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: Then the lawyers got involved.
- [whirs]
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: Next thing, I'm in the Fantastic Four.
- Wolverine: I heard it was because they thought kids would try to imitate the Human Torch.
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: Brrrr. Urban legend. Kids are too smart. They're not going to do something just 'cause they see the Human Torch doing it on television.
- [chirps]
- Human Torch: [cut to the Human Torch on his cellphone] I would look good with an earring on my butt. Oh, here, let me give you my credit card number.
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: Error. Flagship should have exploded. Unless they use the metric system.
- [the ship explodes]
- Wolverine: Yes! Even in the Negative Zone they use the metric system. Really, it's the only sensible system of...
- [the others ignore him and walk away]
- Wolverine: You guys, don't think this is over. Centimeter by centimeter, some day you'll all be just like Canada and use the metric system. Mark my words!