Total Drama (TV Series)

Niagara Brawls (2010)

Marco Grazzini: Alejandro

Quotes 

• Alejandro : [to Duncan]  I know you have a fondness for that... rotund individual

  [referring to Owen] 

  Alejandro : but such popularity makes him a threat.

  Duncan : Yeah, alright and?

  Alejandro : Help me vote him off tonight and I'll let you pick who goes next. If it's Courtney, so be it.

  Duncan : Deal.

  Duncan : [in the confessional]  So, I let him think I was going along with it. Nobody tells me what to do.

• [Cody and Alejandro are standing next to each other just outside the bathroom, with Cody desperately needing to use the bathroom] 

  Cody : Ooh. Listening to the falls all day, really makes you have to go.

  Alejandro : Hmm.

  Sierra : [Sierra walks out of the bathroom still wearing her wedding dress from the challenge]  Oh, sorry. Do you desperately have to go?

  Cody : Uh, yeah, I do.

  Sierra : You do? Y-you really, really do?

  [Sierra gasps, kisses Cody, and hugs him uncomfortably] 

  Sierra : It's official! That kiss just consummated our marriage! No chance of annulment now. And I don't believe in divorce? So, it's looking like "death do us part"!

  Cody : Whoa, whoa, whoa! That wasn't a real wedding. Was it?

  Alejandro : May I offer my congratulations to the new couple. As the only witness, I must make it offical.

  Sierra : Oh my gosh! I almost forgot about the witness part.

  Alejandro : [Alejandro laughs]  Yes, you did. But I will help you. And there's just one small thing I need from you, as it were.