Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)
Heihei (Race) (2010)
Scott Caan: Danny Williams
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Quotes
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Danny 'Danno' Williams : You know, I just had a thought.
Steve McGarrett : Don't hurt yourself.
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Danny 'Danno' Williams : What's the matter with you, huh? We got a situation. I've been calling you like you owe me money.
Steve McGarrett : What are you talking about? I didn't hear my phone.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : I called like five, six times.
Steve McGarrett : I believe you. I didn't hear my phone. I left it right over here. Where's my phone? Have you seen my phone?
[Kamekona grimaces, leans over and pulls said phone out from under his butt]
Kamekona : Oh, sorry.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : You didn't feel that vibrating? Ever?
Kamekona : Oh, that's what it was.
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Danny 'Danno' Williams : What are the odds, huh? He gets a bullet in the dome, goes through four hours of brain surgery and he survives, yet a hundred and fifty people die every year from falling coconuts.
[Steve gives him a questioning look]
Danny 'Danno' Williams : That's a fact. I read it online.
Steve McGarrett : Oh, so now you're not gonna let Grace go near coconut trees?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Not without a helmet, I'm not.
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Chin Ho Kelly : You know you can create shortcuts on that thing. Type a letter and it'll finish the word for you - just for the words you use a lot.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Well, I'd have to seriously consider the words I use a lot.
Chin Ho Kelly : [Chuckles] That you would.
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Steve McGarrett : [as Danny is searching the suspect's house] So what happened to you two anyway?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Happened to you two who?
Steve McGarrett : You and Rachel.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : [Danny grabs a bag of chips and starts crunching the chips] Breaking up. I can't hear you.
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Rachel : [Handing a pad to Danny] Names. Though I'm fairly certain they're fake.
[Hands a pen to Danny]
Rachel : Maybe you can get prints off the pen.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Prints off the pen?
Rachel : I was married to a cop, remember?
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Grace Williams : Did you catch the bad guys?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Did I catch...? Who you talking to?
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Steve McGarrett : What is with you today? Your phone is blowing up.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : It's Rachel, all right? The lawyers have decided that since we "activate" each other, that email would be a better form of communication- except I *hate* email. I'm never at a computer. And I can't type on this thing because I have goofy thumbs.
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Danny 'Danno' Williams : Oh you know what we should do? We're about to take them down. So maybe beforehand we invite them over for a game of tennis. Tea and tennis.
Rachel : Bite me.
[Rachel leaves]
Danny 'Danno' Williams : That's very civilized
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Steve McGarrett : She's cool, man. She's cool. I don't know how you got her.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : How did I get her? Hey. I am a good catch.
Steve McGarrett : No, really. How did you get her?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : [Danny sighs] Seriously? Uh, she hit me.
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Danny 'Danno' Williams : Raised a good kid.
Rachel : Yes. We did do something right.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : What time do you want me to pick her up next weekend?
Rachel : I'll call you.
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Rachel : How did you even get in the gate?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Because the code is still Grace's birthday. I told you to change it 15,000 times, but you don't listen to me.
Rachel : Perhaps you'd care to explain what it is you're doing on my front porch and who your friend is with the luggage?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Uh, this is my partner - Steve McGarrett. Steve, this is my ex-wife - Rachel.
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Rachel : The two of you can do what you like. I'm picking up Grace from school and checking into a hotel.
Steve McGarrett : Uh, you can't do that.
Rachel : I'm not your suspect
Steve McGarrett : I understand that. But we all just need to act normal. Uh, if you start breaking routines, then they get suspicious.
Danny 'Danno' Williams : Oh Rachel, I got an idea. Why don't you take Gracie over to Laura's for a sleepover? 'Cause she only be asking for, I don't know, 3 months.
Rachel : And I'm supposed to just stay here?
Danny 'Danno' Williams : I'm not thrilled about the situation either. This? No.
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Danny 'Danno' Williams : [sees something in the back of the van] Whoa! What is that? Seaweed?
Steve McGarrett : [produces a dead octopus] Yeah, seaweed.