The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)
It's a Kind of a Birthday Present (2011)
Timothy Balme: Mike Johnson
Quotes
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Axl Johnson : But I am a god, right?
Mike Johnson : Yes, Axl, you are now a God.
Anders Johnson : Any chance you could put your pants on, be a pants-on God?
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Mike Johnson : Some gods are also oracles. They know shit. We have Olaf.
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Olaf Johnson : Okay, I know this is messing with your head, but my mother and father were gods, so I'm a god. My son was a god. He married your mother, who was a goddess...
Mike Johnson : ...and when the sprog of a god and a goddess turn twenty-one, they too become a god, okay?
Olaf Johnson : And that's what we're doing here today - turning you into a god.
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Anders Johnson : [as Axl's about to step into the sacred circle] Oh, take off you clothes.
Axl Johnson : What?
Olaf Johnson : Look, you don't have to.
Anders Johnson : Trust me, take off your clothes.
Ty Johnson : [rolling eyes upward] Gayest god ever.
Anders Johnson : I loved that jacket. It was totally ruined.
Axl Johnson : What happened to the jacket?
Mike Johnson : Just forget about the jacket. You said you'd do as I say and... Yeah, actually in the nuddy's probably best.
Axl Johnson : [smiling] You're gonna film this and play it at the party, right?
Mike Johnson : No, Axl. This... stays between us.
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Mike Johnson : You come with me.
Axl Johnson : If I'm Odin, how come you still get to tell me what to do?
Mike Johnson : Because I'm still you big brother.
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Mike Johnson : If you die before the quest is complete, we all die, too.
Axl Johnson : Great. No pressure, then.