The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)
It's a Kind of a Birthday Present (2011)
Emmett Skilton: Axl Johnson
Quotes
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Axl Johnson : But I am a god, right?
Mike Johnson : Yes, Axl, you are now a God.
Anders Johnson : Any chance you could put your pants on, be a pants-on God?
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Axl Johnson : I thought I was meeting a grandpa I don't have.
Olaf Johnson : Surprise. It's a bit of a shock, I know, but the truth is... I'm your granddad, not your cousin. I'm ninety-two years old, nearly ninety-three.
Axl Johnson : Okay, someone's been doing' the magic mushrooms again, cuz.
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Axl Johnson : Nah. No way you dicks gods.
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Anders Johnson : [as Axl's about to step into the sacred circle] Oh, take off you clothes.
Axl Johnson : What?
Olaf Johnson : Look, you don't have to.
Anders Johnson : Trust me, take off your clothes.
Ty Johnson : [rolling eyes upward] Gayest god ever.
Anders Johnson : I loved that jacket. It was totally ruined.
Axl Johnson : What happened to the jacket?
Mike Johnson : Just forget about the jacket. You said you'd do as I say and... Yeah, actually in the nuddy's probably best.
Axl Johnson : [smiling] You're gonna film this and play it at the party, right?
Mike Johnson : No, Axl. This... stays between us.
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Axl Johnson : [struck by lightning] What. A. Ru-u-u-u-u-u-ush!
Ty Johnson : Now prepare to be underwhelmed.
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Mike Johnson : You come with me.
Axl Johnson : If I'm Odin, how come you still get to tell me what to do?
Mike Johnson : Because I'm still you big brother.
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Michele Brock : I know you're the birthday boy. How's it going.
Axl Johnson : Great! Feel like a god.
Michele Brock : [laughs] Can you prove to me you're a god?
Axl Johnson : I'll give it a shot.
Michele Brock : If you catch me, you can have me.
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Mike Johnson : If you die before the quest is complete, we all die, too.
Axl Johnson : Great. No pressure, then.