- William 'Hale' Santiago: Six semi-conscious rednecks and 5K in damages to a perfectly unrespectable road house. And the first I hear of you in weeks is a call from your arresting officer. What do you got to say for yourself, Detective?
- Dyson Thornwood: They started it.
- Lauren Lewis: Why are carbs so damn tasty? Actually, I know why: it's an interesting fact, they increase the body's insulin, which clears competing amino acids and a path of serotonin to your brain and...
- Bo Dennis: Lauren...
- Lauren Lewis: Right. Less geeking, more eating.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: The Ash swears to protect the good of the land and in return, the land is good to his people.
- Dyson Thornwood: Used to mean better crops, and less disease. Now it's longer lasting infrastructure more wealth, less crime.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: But, only if the marriage ceremony is consummated.
- Bo Dennis: Define "consummated".
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: Well, without getting into the grander, more mind bending metaphysics of it, the soul of the land takes on corporeal form, with which The Ash will mate.
- Kenzi Malikov: Talk about laying some turf.
- William 'Hale' Santiago: Pounding some ground?
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: [Rolls eyes] You done?
- Bo Dennis: Stop avoiding me.
- Dyson Thornwood: I'm not-...
- Bo Dennis: You know what we do best? We fight. Each other, the world, whatever. As a team, we're pretty unbeatable. And that is what is needed right now: you and I, being Team Badass. We'll deal with our personal shit after - Right now, you're gonna put on your big-wolf pants and you're gonna come with me and kick some tail, or I'm gonna start kicking *your* tail.
- Fitzpatrick 'Trick' McCorrigan: What was Tesso looking for in those books he ate?
- Elder Buzz Porter: An incantation. In order for their leader, Zael, to get enough juice for the, uh - The "Fastening" ritual...
- Kenzi Malikov: Yeah, yeah the magical boinking.
- Nain Rouge: I'm here to warn. My nature draws me to impending disaster: terror, tragedy, plague. To bear witness.
- Bo Dennis: So... What's drawing you here now? My love life?