How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Blitzgiving (2010)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : You're all the Blitz! I slept with that cute Indian girl that cuts my hair.
Robin Scherbatsky : What does that have to do with anything?
Barney Stinson : Nothing I just forgot to brag about it before!
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Zoey Pierson : Barney was here? I was walking around half naked.
Barney Stinson : Aw Man! Wait which half?
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Barney Stinson : Robin! Robin! I will pay you to be the Blitz. A hundred dollars, no! Ten thousand dollars, no! Sixty bucks. What's a lot of money to someone like you?
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Barney Stinson : You can't go now! It's the night before Thanksgiving! College chicks are back in town. Their mom just made a snide comment about the weight they gained. They called her a bitch, but deep down they know she's right. And they're about to walk through that door, where we will be waiting with some light beer and some rock hard approval. WHA-WHAT! U-UP!
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Everyone : THE GENTLEMAN!
Ted Mosby : What was that?
Barney Stinson : Oh Blitz you had to be there.
Ted Mosby : I'm not the Blitz!