How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
False Positive (2010)
Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : [Ted has just smashed his gingerbread house because Marshall said that after the pregnancy false alarm, he and Lily want a dog]
[to Marshall and Lily]
Ted Mosby : Are you kidding me? All you ever talk about is having kids, and now you have one little freakout, you want to get a dog instead? No, unacceptable! You're gonna turn around, go home, get naked, lie together as man and wife until Lily is great with child! Right now.
[couple still look at him]
Ted Mosby : I'M SERIOUS, GO GO GO!
Robin Scherbatsky : [after seeing the two leave, murmuring to Robin] Marshall and Lily got in trouble...
Ted Mosby : And YOU! Barney, you look real stupid in that suit. You're gonna get your money back and give it to charity - and I don't mean that stripper you keep emailing us about even though we begged you to take us off that list.
Barney Stinson : I can't give this suit back. Ted, I glow in the dark. I finally glow in the dark!
Ted Mosby : [shouts] Criminals of New York, attention! This man is wearing a diamond-covered suit, you could retire on the pants alone. Merry Christmas!
[Barney runs away and Ted confronts Robin]
Robin Scherbatsky : So if I get a large popcorn, would you go split-ski...
Ted Mosby : [Interupting] And you, you did not move into the greatest city on Earth to become a coin-flipping bimbo.
[takes out coin]
Ted Mosby : So, here's how it goes - Heads, you take the job at Worldwide News. Tails, you take the job at Worldwide News.
[flips coin into Robin's face]
Ted Mosby : Hey, looks like somebody got a new gig!
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Robin Scherbatsky : The first Currency rotation Specialist went on to be a semifinalist on The Bachelor and then she lost like a hundred pounds on The Biggest Loser and now she's totally winning Celebrity Rehab.
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Ted Mosby : Robin have you forgotten your new year's resolution?
Robin Scherbatsky : I am never going to drink again...
Ted Mosby : No before that.
Robin Scherbatsky : I am going to finish this entire bottle tonight.
Ted Mosby : No before that.
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Robin Scherbatsky : You know, that was pretty cool, what you did. When we all needed it, you got us back on the right path.
Ted Mosby : It's what I do.
Robin Scherbatsky : Ted, if I... if I ever get married, and you're not the guy I marry...
Ted Mosby : Big mistake, but go on.
Robin Scherbatsky : I could really use someone like you. You know, in case I freak out... when I freak out. You interested?
Ted Mosby : Are you asking what I think you're asking?
Robin Scherbatsky : Ted, will you be my best man?
Ted Mosby : Scherbatsky, I'm gonna crush it.
[fist bumps Robin]