- Ted Mosby: Hey guys, Zoey just told me about this great Frank Lloyd Wright retrospective, who's in?
- Lily Aldrin: Sorry, I'm ummmm... I don't know, washing my hair.
- Marshall Eriksen: Running the water.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Holding the towel.
- Barney Stinson: I'll be home trying to get over the fact that no one invited me to the big hair washing party.
- Ted Mosby: [Ted meets The Captain on his boat] Where's Zoey?
- The Captain: Well, I'm afraid she's feeling under the weather. Guess it's just you, me, and six hours in frigid international waters.
- Ted Mosby: Or we could stay in dry land, hang out with some witnesses?
- Lily Aldrin: Whenever we're alone you spend the entire time undressing me with your eyes, you even take off my shoes.
- Barney Stinson: High heels chafe my shoulders.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Right, Marsh Madness?
- Marshall Eriksen: No doubt, Robo Cop.
- Lily Aldrin: You two never hang out alone. You just made up those names right now!
- Lily Aldrin: Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed. Rule number one...
- Barney Stinson: Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude.
- Barney Stinson: Told yah, The Mermaid Theory, it's a thing. You owe me five hundred bucks.
- Marshall Eriksen: Did we bet on this?
- Barney Stinson: Let's say yes.
- Barney Stinson: [Explaining the Mermaid Theory] Mark my words, Marshall, someday you will find Iris so excruciatingly attractive you won't be able to look her directly in the boobs.