Glee (TV Series)

The Sue Sylvester Shuffle (2011)

Mark Salling: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman

Quotes 

• Azimio : [after Puck and Rachel sing "Need You Now"]  The girl with the mohawk had a really nice voice.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [taking off his guitar]  Funny. Yeah, man. That's good.

  Will Schuester : Hey!

  [trying to contain an all-out brawl] 

  Will Schuester : Great first day, right?

  Shannon Beiste : Awesome.

• Dave Karofsky : Looking good out there, Puck.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : You know what? I don't want to hear it, Karofsky. I don't want to hear it from any of you. You're all a bunch of cowards. Coward losers.

  Azimio : Yeah, you're the only loser losing this game.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : You know, this is it. This is the moment of our lives. This is the one we can actually look back and tell our children about. This is our moment to actually win something, and you guys are sitting in the damn stands! I mean, you're so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing. Well, we still have a whole half to play. And we can win this, guys, I know it.

  Azimio : What's the point, man? Beiste isn't gonna let us play.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : She will if you come out and perform at the halftime show.

  Azimio : I'm in.

  Strando : Me, too.

  Dave Karofsky : No way.

  Azimio : Come on, man, I really want to win this game. It would mean so much to my dad, man.

  Dave Karofsky : Forget it, okay? Glee Club sucks.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Fine, Karofsky's out. Whatever. But the rest of you need to get in your zombie makeup and hit the field toot sweet. Come on, let's go!

• Will Schuester : Rachel, have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle you, it hurts.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Yeah. And not in the good Mellencamp way.

  Rachel Berry : We thought about that. But the truth is, is that you guys don't really need us to play. You just need enough players out there to field a regulation team. So when they snap the ball, we're just gonna lie down on the ground. We're just gonna lie there.

  Lauren Zizes : Well, I'm not. I'm gonna bring the pain.

  Shannon Beiste : I guess they won't get hurt if you stay down.

  Will Schuester : Okay, what do your parents have to say about this?

  Tina Cohen-Chang : We all have signed permission slips from them. It took some convincing, but they understood what it means to all of us.

  Will Schuester : What do you think, Coach?

  Shannon Beiste : I think... welcome to the football team.

• Scott Cooper : Appropriate outfits. They represent the death of your guys' reign at this school.

  Finn Hudson : How many times do we have to put you puckheads in your place before you realize that football rules this school?

  Scott Cooper : Maybe, but not after you make dancing fools of yourself at that halftime show. You know it, we know it, the whole school knows it.

  Dave Karofsky : They'll think different after they see it. It's gonna be awesome.

  Scott Cooper : Holy crap. They turned Karofsky gay.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : What are you moose knuckles doing with those Slushies?

  Scott Cooper : Ready for the fireworks? It's Independence Day.

• Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I really want to win this game, and I figure it's the only way us Glee studs are ever gonna get any respect around here.

  Finn Hudson : What's your point?

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : My point is that none of that's gonna happen unless you and I become allies again, like Maverick and Iceman at the end of "Top Gun".

  Finn Hudson : So why'd you sing that duet with Rachel?

  Rachel Berry : [flashback to the choir room]  I need you to do this number with me to make Finn jealous.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Nothing like that will ever happen again. You lead, and I got your back. We need to win this championship and become legends.