Glee (TV Series)

The Sue Sylvester Shuffle (2011)

Chris Colfer: Kurt Hummel

Quotes 

• Rachel Berry : Finn's too proud to complain. He feels like he has to be strong for everyone, but I know it's just killing him inside. I hope he realizes that, you know, if he and I were still together, I could make him feel a lot better, you know.

  Kurt Hummel : Let it go, Rachel.

  Rachel Berry : I... I just wish that there was a way that we could help. That's all.

  Mercedes Jones : Yeah. And the worst part is how bummed the guys are. I mean, they already suffer enough abuse just being in Glee. I really think winning the game could have eased some of the pressure, at least for a little while.

  Blaine Anderson : Wait, so the whole team quit?

  Mercedes Jones : Everybody not in Glee. I mean, you can't play football with five guys. And one of them is in a wheelchair.

  Rachel Berry : Yeah, Coach Beiste put up a sign-up sheet for people to join. I think they'll take anyone at this point.

  Blaine Anderson : Well, the good news is, you actually only need four more guys. High school regulations actually let you play a couple guys short, if you want to. But if they figure out a way to make it work, you can bet that we'll definitely be there to cheer 'em on.

• Blaine Anderson : Now, I don't want to sound cocky or anything, but you guys better be pulling out all the stops for regionals, because the number we just rehearsed is so off the hook, it's dangerous.

  Kurt Hummel : Seriously. People should wear protective headgear when they're watching it. Guys, we're kidding.

  Rachel Berry : Yeah, well, it's just hard to laugh right now with everything going on at McKinley.

  Mercedes Jones : I mean, look at us, the stars of two rival show choirs sitting down to coffee; our school is so messed up, we can't even keep our own football team together.

  Rachel Berry : It's so sad, you guys. Coach Beiste and Mr. Schue were so close at getting everyone at the school together.

  Kurt Hummel : Why hasn't Finn told anything about this? I mean, we live together. I mean, I bring him a glass of warm milk every night, just in the hopes that we'll have a little lady-chat.

  Blaine Anderson : Warm milk? Really?

  Kurt Hummel : It's delicious.