Glee (TV Series)

The Sue Sylvester Shuffle (2011)

Jenna Ushkowitz: Tina Cohen-Chang

Quotes 

• Will Schuester : Rachel, have you ever seen a tackle football game? When they tackle you, it hurts.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Yeah. And not in the good Mellencamp way.

  Rachel Berry : We thought about that. But the truth is, is that you guys don't really need us to play. You just need enough players out there to field a regulation team. So when they snap the ball, we're just gonna lie down on the ground. We're just gonna lie there.

  Lauren Zizes : Well, I'm not. I'm gonna bring the pain.

  Shannon Beiste : I guess they won't get hurt if you stay down.

  Will Schuester : Okay, what do your parents have to say about this?

  Tina Cohen-Chang : We all have signed permission slips from them. It took some convincing, but they understood what it means to all of us.

  Will Schuester : What do you think, Coach?

  Shannon Beiste : I think... welcome to the football team.

• Finn Hudson : All right, how's everyone doing?

  Mercedes Jones : Kill me now. I'm gonna die.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : Is anyone else tired of lying down all the time? I wanna play.

  Finn Hudson : Just don't get ahead of yourself, okay?