Glee (TV Series)

The Sue Sylvester Shuffle (2011)

Heather Elizabeth Morris: Brittany S. Pierce

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Quotes 

• Brittany Pierce : I don't wanna die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill gets cancelled.

• Quinn Fabray : If we go to our cheerleading competition,then we miss the halftime show, and we're out of Glee Club. I'm torn.

  Santana Lopez : Oh, I'm not.

  Brittany Pierce : I'm Brittany.

• Sue Sylvester : No time for a foursome, ladies. Bus leaves in five.

  Quinn Fabray : We quit Cheerios!.

  Sue Sylvester : You can't quit Cheerios!. It's blood in, blood out. Now get your sweet little cans on that bus.

  Santana Lopez : But we still quit.

  Sue Sylvester : You're my stars. If you leave, I have no performance!

  Brittany S. Pierce : Sucks for you.

• Quinn Fabray : What are you doing here?

  Finn Hudson : Stopping you from going to Sue's regionals competition. You guys got to come to the game with me.

  Quinn Fabray : Haven't you been paying attention? If we're not Cheerios!, we're nothing.

  Finn Hudson : You-you think that, but it's not true. You joined Cheerios! to be popular, but you joined Glee Club because you loved it. Sue doesn't care about you guys. She's fine killing Brittany. Tell me honestly. If you didn't think it would hurt your reputation, which would you choose?

  Brittany S. Pierce : Glee Club.

  Finn Hudson : I know you, and you don't think you are, but you're strong enough to do this.

  Quinn Fabray : Okay.

  Finn Hudson : Okay?

  Quinn Fabray : Okay.

  Finn Hudson : What about you, Santana?

  Santana Lopez : Screw her. She put me on the bottom of the pyramid.

• Brittany S. Pierce : I just don't want to die.

  Sue Sylvester : You don't climb in that cannon, and that routine will be all "boom boom" and no "pow". And that, Brittany, is so 2000 and late. Here's your consent form. And as you ponder your decision, I ask that you remember that that cannon has two little baby twin cannons at home, and one more on the way. And if you refuse to sign this, well, those little baby cannons might just go hungry.

  Sue Sylvester : Baby cannons?

  Sue Sylvester : And the mama cannon has fibromyalgia, so she can't work. Do you want us to win or don't you?

  Brittany S. Pierce : [taking a pen]  How many M's are there in the letter R?

  Sue Sylvester : Make an "X".