How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Oh Honey (2011)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
Quotes
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Honey : My apartment building is so safe. My landlord even installed a security camera in my shower.
Marshall Eriksen : Oh, honey...
Honey : Maybe I should feel weird about giving a stranger my Social Security Number, but the guy's a Nigerian prince!
Marshall Eriksen : Oh, honey...
Honey : I just had a great TV audition... behind the KFC where the executive producer works on the weekend.
Marshall Eriksen : Oh, honey...
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Lily Aldrin : We hate Ted now. Get on board or the sexting stops!
Marshall Eriksen : Ted's a son of a bitch!
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Judy Eriksen : [Ted is trying to narrate his story to Marshall over the phone about him dropping Zoey as a friend, however Marshall's mother is listening in on another phone] Marshall, I'm going to Byerly's, you want anything?
Marshall Eriksen : Mom, get off the phone!
Marcus Eriksen : [from yet another phone] Could you get some more Bugles, please?
Judy Eriksen : Of course, dear.
Marshall Eriksen : Marcus, hang up! Both of you, HANG UP! And we need ice cream.