How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Oh Honey (2011)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

Quotes 

• Honey : My apartment building is so safe. My landlord even installed a security camera in my shower.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, honey...

  Honey : Maybe I should feel weird about giving a stranger my Social Security Number, but the guy's a Nigerian prince!

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, honey...

  Honey : I just had a great TV audition... behind the KFC where the executive producer works on the weekend.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, honey...

• Lily Aldrin : We hate Ted now. Get on board or the sexting stops!

  Marshall Eriksen : Ted's a son of a bitch!

• Judy Eriksen : [Ted is trying to narrate his story to Marshall over the phone about him dropping Zoey as a friend, however Marshall's mother is listening in on another phone]  Marshall, I'm going to Byerly's, you want anything?

  Marshall Eriksen : Mom, get off the phone!

  Marcus Eriksen : [from yet another phone]  Could you get some more Bugles, please?

  Judy Eriksen : Of course, dear.

  Marshall Eriksen : Marcus, hang up! Both of you, HANG UP! And we need ice cream.