How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Exploding Meatball Sub (2011)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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• Ted Mosby : [At JFK Airport, Ted and Lily have just picked up a professor for Marshall's fundraiser. Ted suddenly sees Lily about to enter the terminal with some luggage]  Wait what do you mean you're going to Spain?

  Lily Aldrin : You were right. If I hear myself say "Baby, you have my full support" one more time, I swear, I'm gonna murder someone!

  [Nearby DHS agents look at her] 

  Ted Mosby : [sees the agents looking in their direction]  When are you going to tell Marshall, and when are you coming back?

  Lily Aldrin : I honestly haven't thought it all the way through and don't intend to. All I know is, I'm a ticking timebomb

  [agents look their way again] 

  Lily Aldrin : and if I don't do something for me right away, I swear I'm gonna explode!

  Ted Mosby : [looking at agents]  Wow, that's a very evocative metaphor to use for your non-threatening, totally patriotic emotions.

  [sees agents walk away, one of whom is making a radio call] 

  Ted Mosby : U-S- OK, I get it. Marshall's been asking a lot lately, but the thing to do is to say you've had enough.

  Lily Aldrin : I've never been good at that, and now, ever since his dad died, I feel it's my job to just be fine with anything, but I'm not. I'm not finding guests at our apartment for a giant fundraiser, or thinking about how are we going to pay our bills, or apparently, we've given up trying to have kids.

  Ted Mosby : Lily...

  Lily Aldrin : I'm sorry Ted, I just got to do this.

  [heads to terminal] 

• Lily Aldrin : Marshall and I have been together for fifteen years and the only debate about Tommy Boy we've ever had, is whether it's awesome or super awesome. That's love bitch!