How Not to Rescue a Princess (2010)
Anna Geller: Shamakhan Queen
Quotes
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[reading an inscription written on the wall]
Raven : Ah-ha! Pitcher... tears... .It's all clear - tears of thousands of your subjects' beautiful girls should fill the jar. That's all.
Queen : What do you mean, "All".
Raven : Pour these tears on the tree. It shall blossom, fruit and you'll get your eternal youth!
Queen : Well, go over it again. Tears of one's subjects?
Raven : That's how it's drawn - tears of your subjects... . Well, beauties.
Queen : Deceiver!
[the queen hurls her scepter at the raven]
Narrator : The queen is upset - very upset. And all because she does not like beautiful women. How long have they plagued her in her kingdom.
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[the queen picks a fruit off the regenerated magic tree and eats it, resulting in her youth and beauty being restored]
Raven : Seems to work.
[the queen rushes forward and shakes the remaining fruit from the tree]
Raven : Hey, you... you're... Don't eat so much. Do you hear? Stop! Don't!
[the queen grabs and hurls the raven against the wall]
Queen : Go away!
[when the raven regains consciousness, all he hears is a baby crying]
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[the Queen leaps into her carriage to make a getaway where she is confronted by Babka]
Babka : I just wanted to ask - is Shemakhan wheat expensive?
Queen : Who are you? Go away!
Babka : How much for a bag, eh?
Queen : What kind of bag?
Tikhon : This one!
[the old man throws a bag over the queen's head]
Queen : Get off me!
Babka : Tikhon! Tie her!