Bad Santa 2 (2016)

Tony Cox: Marcus Skidmore

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• Willie : Why are you even out of the joint anyway? Some pity case? On account of you're a genetic defect? You know, they used to sterilize guys like you, to keep the world from becoming some negro Land of Oz.

  Marcus : Shut the fuck up! Early release, overcrowding.

  Willie : Why, it must've been packed to the gills if they couldn't cram your three foot ass in there.

  Marcus : We got a job, Willie. That two grand is just to show I'm serious. Can you still crack a safe? Or did you get carpal tunnel from jacking off?

  Willie : I can crack just fine, thanks.

  Marcus : I'm talking millions this time.

  Willie : Where at?

  Marcus : Chi-town.

  Willie : I thought you were all done with the gooks.

  Marcus : Chicago, you racist moron fuck!

• [from trailer] 

  Marcus : [to Willie]  What... You don't trust your mama?

  Willie : I trust her about as far as I can throw you... And I trust you about as far as I can throw her.

• Dorfman : Davis. Where's your friend at?

  Marcus : I ain't got any fucking friends.

  Dorfman : Hey, watch your language.

  Marcus : Why don't I watch my dick go in and out of your wife's pussy lips while I'm at it?

  Dorfman : Oh yeah? Well, joke's on you, cuz my wife died six months ago. Boom!

  Marcus : Like that'll fucking stop me? Rigor mortis just make the pussy tighter.

• Marcus : Damn, that's some fucked up shit!

• Marcus : But I thought your dad was the one you hated!

  Willie : I hate him more than anyone in the goddamn world... except her!