- Tom Parks: Do you have a fag?
- David Bailey: No, what do you think? I'm a confectionary store or something? Killing myself one stick at a time?
- Tom Parks: Whatever.
- David Bailey: Britain's a fucking virus. All our friend, all our family, they're all dead. That's why there aren't any people around!
- Tom Parks: I'm Tom Parks. 16. This is Evesham. This is my friend David Bailey.
- David Bailey: There's something after us.
- Tom Parks: I know
- [Talks to camera]
- Tom Parks: If you find this, we're dead or we seriously need your help... just wish us luck.