The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2011 TV Special)

Tim Allen: Self - Presenter

Quotes 

• Tom Hanks : You know, like many of you, we recall back when Ricky Gervais was a slightly chubby but very kind comedian.

  Tim Allen : Yeah, neither of which is he now. Two women in a lesbian relation ship.

  Tom Hanks : [pointing]  Right there. A man who pretends someone who he's not.

  [pointing] 

  Tom Hanks : Right there.

  Tim Allen : A young woman who escaped from a boring fiancé by doing shrooms.

  Tom Hanks : [pointing]  Right there. A young woman desperate to get into show business. Pretty much the room.

  Tim Allen : A middle aged man dealing with vengeful people from his past.

  Tom Hanks : So, these are not just the people I can see here tonight, but these are characters in the five nominees for best Motion Picture Comedy or Musical.

  Tim Allen : [to Tom]  You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity.