Family Guy (TV Series)

And I'm Joyce Kinney (2011)

John Viener: Priest

Quotes 

• Priest : [after seeing Lois' porno]  I know I'm a man of God... but that shit is hot!

• Priest : Let me remind you all that this Saturday at 5:00 p.m., we'll have vespers, not to be confused with with the Italian motor scooter.

  [the congregation laughs politely, with Lois cackling audibly louder] 

  Lois Griffin : Vespers!

  Priest : And don't forget, next weekend we will have the Sunday afternoon family picnic, as God said to Noah, weather permitting.

  [more polite laughter and Lois' loud cackling] 

  Lois Griffin : Stop it!

  Priest : And another reminder, when you arrive to Mass, please do not park behind the rectory. As the Corinthians said to the Galatians, "That's my land."

  Lois Griffin : [roaring with laughter again]  Oh, ho, ho! Look out, Gallagher!

  Peter Griffin : Stop kissing ass.