Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)

E Malama (To Protect) (2011)

Scott Caan: Danny Williams

Quotes 

• Chin Ho Kelly : Wasn't the mother of your child?

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : You know what the greatest invention of all time is?

  Chin Ho Kelly : What?

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : The Ignore button. You know, I have theory that whoever invented the modern cellular phone also had an ex-wife.

• Steve McGarrett : I may not be able to see you, okay. But I can hear you. And you have a tone.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Tone? I don't have a tone. I don't have a tone.

  Steve McGarrett : You say I have a face. You, my friend, you have a tone. You have a tone, okay? And it's a tone that says "I'm gonna hit somebody."

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : I'm gonna ask you a question: what do you think would happen if those tapes got out, huh?

  Bruce Hoffman : Look, look, I don't know anything about what you're talking about Detective -

  [Danny grabs Hoffman and throws him against a rack. Then presses his badge on Hoffman's head] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Williams... Williams... You can get my badge number off your forehead. I have those tapes, and I will expose you. And if you ever *ever* put a gun in the same zip code as my daughter, I swear to God, I will kill you. You understand?

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : You know, Stan, when I had a daughter, I knew that there were certain things I was gonna have to deal with, all right? Texting, an obscene clothing budget. A stroke-inducing cell phone bill regardless of the plan that I chose. But I'll tell you, there is one thing that did not make the list, okay? Carjacking. Carjacking did not make the list of things that I thought I would encounter with my eight year old daughter.

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : Grace and Rachel got carjacked.

  Kono Kalakaua : Are they okay?

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : I don't know.

  Steve McGarrett : Now, listen. You need anything, you call, all right? Anything.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : I gotta go.

  Steve McGarrett : Go, go, go.