Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2011)

Zeb Wells: SpongeBob SquarePants, Soldier Elf

Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [at the Krusty Krab]  Krabby Patties are made out of crabs!

  [customers gasp, as one customer retches] 

  Mr. Krabs : [chuckles]  Everybody knows Krabby Patties are me family's secret recipe, boy.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Then explain this!

  [holds a box of crab legs] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You said you fired Carl the night janitor, but this is his tattoo!

  [holds crab leg that says "Born 2 Lose"] 

  Mr. Krabs : [grabs SpongeBob]  You little yellow bastard! I treated you like a son, me boy!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : It's not just crabs!

  [looks over to Squidward] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward, those calamari rings are squid!

  [Squidward vomits] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : And your Chicken-of-the-Sea salad? Ha! Tuna! Chicken-of-the-Sea is TUNA!

  [a customer pushes away her bowl. Everyone surrounds Mr. Krabs] 

  Fish #1 : You fed us to us?

  Fish #2 : Are we paying you to kill us?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You're disgusting.

  Mr. Krabs : No! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom! We're all animals, boys and girls. Eating each other is what nature intended.

  [Everyone except SpongeBob start to beat up Mr. Krabs] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [sighs]  I'm just glad nothing disgusting ever happens to a sponge.

  [a very fat man sits on a bed with a nurse] 

  Nurse : Okay, just got to scrub deep within your rolls of fat, and we're done.

  [the nurse starts scrubbing the man with a sponge. SpongeBob pushes the scene aside] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I SAID, "NOTHING DISGUSTING EVER HAPPENS TO A SPONGE!"

  Nurse : [splat]  Oh, I hope that's pudding in there.