The Addams Family (TV Series)

Left in the Lurch (1973)

Lennie Weinrib: Gomez Addams

Quotes 

• Gomez Addams : [Gomez and Pusgley are about to drive into town on the back of Ali the Alligator]  Thanks, son. Just remember: no back tail driving, please.

• Gomez Addams : Well, I'm afraid Lurch maid his bed of nails and has to lie on it.

  Morticia Addams : That's right. If there's one thing we Addams can't condone, it's lying.

• Gomez Addams : We come, my friend, not to bury Vaudeville, but to praise it.