- Gomez Addams: [Gomez and Pusgley are about to drive into town on the back of Ali the Alligator] Thanks, son. Just remember: no back tail driving, please.
- Gomez Addams: Well, I'm afraid Lurch maid his bed of nails and has to lie on it.
- Morticia Addams: That's right. If there's one thing we Addams can't condone, it's lying.