- Pugsley Addams: Hey Wednesday, look: it's Count Evil!
- Count Evil: Get away from here, kids. This is private property.
- Wednesday Addams: And you're in ours.
- Count Evil: Oh, ofcourse.
- [evil giggle]
- Count Evil: The Count was joking.
- Morticia Addams: Darling, have you decided which of your favorite charities will get the Count's million dollars?
- Gomez Addams: The one dearest to my heart, Querida. The ghoul school at Dracula University.
- [chuckles]
- Gomez Addams: A research grant in Vulture Culture.