Game of Thrones (TV Series)

Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things (2011)

Alfie Allen: Theon Greyjoy

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• Theon Greyjoy : Can't resist some northern ass? If you like redheads, ask for Ros.

  Tyrion Lannister : Come to see me off, Greyjoy? Kind of you. Your master doesn't seem to like Lannisters.

  Theon Greyjoy : He's not my master.

  Tyrion Lannister : No, of course not. What happened here? Where is Lady Stark? Why didn't she receive me?

  Theon Greyjoy : She wasn't feeling well.

  Tyrion Lannister : She's not in Winterfell, is she? Where did she go?

  Theon Greyjoy : Milady's whereabouts...

  Tyrion Lannister : "Milady?" Your loyalty to your captors is touching. Tell me, how do you think Balon Greyjoy would feel if he could see his only surviving son has turned lackey? I still remember my father's fleet burn in Lannisport. I believe your uncles were responsible.

  Theon Greyjoy : Must've been a pretty sight.

  Tyrion Lannister : Nothing prettier than watching sailors burn alive. Yes, a great victory for your people. Shame how it all turned out.

  Theon Greyjoy : We were outnumbered ten to one!

  Tyrion Lannister : A stupid rebellion, then. I suppose your father realized that when your brothers died in battle. Now here you are, your enemy's squire.

  Theon Greyjoy : Careful, Imp.

  Tyrion Lannister : I've offended you. Forgive me. It's been a rough morning. Anyway, don't despair. I'm a constant disappointment to my own father and I've learned to live with it.

  [Tyrion tosses a coin at Theon's feet] 

  Tyrion Lannister : Your next tumble with Ros is on me. I'll try not to wear her out.