The Office (TV Series)
Michael's Last Dundies (2011)
Ed Helms: Andy Bernard
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : Guys! I want you to help us work on some banter.
Kevin Malone : Yes! I love banter. But I hate witty banter.
Michael Scott : Here we go! So, DeAngelo! You and I have a lot in common. You lost two hundred pounds, and I lose my car keys every morning.
Deangelo Vickers : That is true, we do share some similarities. I know how you can fix one of those problems, for me it was portion control. For you, you need a key chain. Maybe one with a...
Michael Scott : [cutting him off] Okay, okay. You know what, I didn't actually lose my keys.
Deangelo Vickers : This did not happen.
Michael Scott : Mmmmkay. There needs to be what you call a rat-a-tat. And right now it's all rat and no tat. Ryan come on up here. Tap DeAngelo out. Just watch this. Okay.
[Ryan stands next to Michael up front]
Michael Scott : Ryan how are you today?
Ryan Howard : Why don't you ask my therapist? My mom certainly pays her enough.
Michael Scott : There you go! Lovely! Regis and Kelly! Nice! Use that as an inspiration. Just be funny.
Deangelo Vickers : Uhhh, you sir!
[points to Jim]
Deangelo Vickers : Are we having fun tonight?
Jim Halpert : Having a great time.
Deangelo Vickers : Oh good!
Jim Halpert : Thanks, yeah.
Deangelo Vickers : Where were you on September 11th?
Michael Scott : No! God!
[Jim looks at him oddly]
Deangelo Vickers : This is so weird! If I'm conducting a meeting, good to go. But if I think of it as a performance... I-I fall apart. Obviously.
Andy Bernard : Why don't you think of hosting the Dundies like you're just running a meeting.
Michael Scott : No, no, no! This is the performance of your life!
Jim Halpert : Why don't you just, privately, in your own head, think of it like a meeting.
Michael Scott : Jim, please no loopholes.
Darryl Philbin : Mike, why do you have to control how he perceives it in his mind?
Michael Scott : This is my last Dundies ever. If I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?
