"The Office" Goodbye, Michael (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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Quotes 

  • Michael Scott : [Michael's last line]  Oh, this is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest... that's what she said.

  • Michael Scott : [to the documentary crew]  Hey, will you guys let me know if this ever airs?

  • Michael Scott : [Holding "World's Best Boss" mug]  I bought this for myself.

    [Takes out Dundee award for Best Boss] 

    Michael Scott : And yesterday they gave me this.

    [Throws mug away and puts award in its place] 

    Michael Scott : I still need something to drink from, though.

  • Michael Scott : Why am I so sad? Am i doing the wrong thing?

    Jim Halpert : Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch.

  • Michael Scott : [Near tears]  I can't do this. All the channels are going to be different there. I'm not going to be able to find my shows. I am not going to start Improv at level one. I don't think my credits are going to transfer. And you know what? I just figured out where I was supposed to go to vote.

  • Toby Flenderson : Well, you know Michael, I have a brother in Boulder, Rory Flenderson. You should look him up.

    Michael Scott : [through his teeth]  OK...

  • Michael Scott : [to Gabe]  For goodness sake, this is not going to be your last day at the office.

  • Michael Scott : Can I give you a piece of advice?

    [Gabe nods] 

    Michael Scott : A little cover-up on your Adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.

  • Michael Scott : Well, I'm moving to Colorado to start my new life with Holly. Just up here getting used to the altitude.

    Dwight Schrute : Michael?

    Michael Scott : Yes?

    Dwight Schrute : I've got a treat for you.

    Michael Scott : Oh! Thank you. Like a butler.

    Dwight Schrute : Colorado specialty: Rocky Mountain Oysters.

    Michael Scott : [Starts eating one]  Wow, those do not taste like oysters.

    Dwight Schrute : That's because they're not oysters! They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning! Ha!

    Michael Scott : [Spitting them out]  Sick freak. What is wrong with you?

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