The Office (TV Series)
Goodbye, Michael (2011)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : [Michael's last line] Oh, this is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest... that's what she said.
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Michael Scott : [to the documentary crew] Hey, will you guys let me know if this ever airs?
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Michael Scott : [Holding "World's Best Boss" mug] I bought this for myself.
[Takes out Dundee award for Best Boss]
Michael Scott : And yesterday they gave me this.
[Throws mug away and puts award in its place]
Michael Scott : I still need something to drink from, though.
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Michael Scott : Why am I so sad? Am i doing the wrong thing?
Jim Halpert : Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch.
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Michael Scott : [Near tears] I can't do this. All the channels are going to be different there. I'm not going to be able to find my shows. I am not going to start Improv at level one. I don't think my credits are going to transfer. And you know what? I just figured out where I was supposed to go to vote.
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Toby Flenderson : Well, you know Michael, I have a brother in Boulder, Rory Flenderson. You should look him up.
Michael Scott : [through his teeth] OK...
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Michael Scott : [to Gabe] For goodness sake, this is not going to be your last day at the office.
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Michael Scott : Can I give you a piece of advice?
[Gabe nods]
Michael Scott : A little cover-up on your Adam's apple will make it appear smaller, which will make you look less like a transvestite.
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Michael Scott : Well, I'm moving to Colorado to start my new life with Holly. Just up here getting used to the altitude.
Dwight Schrute : Michael?
Michael Scott : Yes?
Dwight Schrute : I've got a treat for you.
Michael Scott : Oh! Thank you. Like a butler.
Dwight Schrute : Colorado specialty: Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Michael Scott : [Starts eating one] Wow, those do not taste like oysters.
Dwight Schrute : That's because they're not oysters! They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning! Ha!
Michael Scott : [Spitting them out] Sick freak. What is wrong with you?