Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (TV Series)
Tila Tequila (2011)
Tila Tequila: Tila Tequila
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Himself - Host : [to the camera] hello and welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns, I'm your host Zach Galifianakis
Himself - Host : [looking down at his notes] my guest today is Tila Tequila, welcome Tila
Tila Tequila : thank you
Himself - Host : [looking down at his notes] so you 3.6 million friends on MySpace?
Tila Tequila : yes
Himself - Host : who's "Darryl"?
Tila Tequila : [confused] Darryl"?
Himself - Host : [looking down at his notes] I'm just kidding a little with you here.
Himself - Host : maybe you and I and a friend and hang out and stuff?
Tila Tequila : yeah absolutely
Himself - Host : do you jet ski?
Tila Tequila : oh, my gosh I love jet skiing
Himself - Host : [jokingly] my dream is to jet ski around the world, could we do that?
Tila Tequila : [excited] we can totally do that
Himself - Host : yeah, it's been "enlightening" and amazing to talk to you but unfortunately, we have another guest.
Tila Tequila : oh, well I had a great time
Himself - Host : yeah well will you stick around though?
Tila Tequila : oh yeah, absolutely
Himself - Host : [to Tila] cool, thank you
Himself - Host : [looking down at his notes] please welcome my next guest, Jennifer Aniston
Himself - Host : [Zach presses the red button and the theme song from Friends comes on, Jennifer Aniston walks onto the stage]
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Jennifer Aniston : [stands in front of him] hi, how are you?
Himself - Host : hello
Jennifer Aniston : [to Zach] nice to meet you
Jennifer Aniston : [looks around] is there a...
Himself - Host : [interrupts Jennifer] can you move that over move for Tila? Just move that fern over
Himself - Host : [to Jennifer she lifts the fern tree off the chair] thanks
Jennifer Aniston : [to Tila, holding the fern] I don't mind, oh look it's a chair
Tila Tequila : [to Jennifer and Zach, referring to the empty chair] do you want me to sit here?
Himself - Host : [shrugs to Tila] ok
Tila Tequila : I'm fine
Jennifer Aniston : thank you Tila
Himself - Host : thanks, Tila
Jennifer Aniston : [to Tila, shaking her hand] nice to meet you
Tila Tequila : oh, me too.
Himself - Host : [looking down at his notes] so welcome Jennifer
Jennifer Aniston : thanks, it's happy to be here
Himself - Host : [to Tila] can you tell Jennifer a little bit about yourself?
Tila Tequila : oh umm, I sing, I did reality shows and after that I have my own reality "show"
Jennifer Aniston : [to Tila] you're in a reality show?
Himself - Host : [referring to Tila] what she would do, she'd have a lot of people fight over her, to maybe get in bed with her
Jennifer Aniston : [to Tila] how did that go?
Himself - Host : [interrupts Jennifer] sound familiar Jennifer?
Jennifer Aniston : [turns her head to face Zach] sorry?
Himself - Host : [intentionally changing the topic] so, your Greek?
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Jennifer Aniston : yeah
Himself - Host : so, I'm Greek
Jennifer Aniston : I know
Himself - Host : [looking down at his notes] and you changed your last name for show business?
Jennifer Aniston : but you kept it, you were committed to the...
Himself - Host : [interrupts Jennifer] no, mine is shortened
Jennifer Aniston : it was?
Himself - Host : [jokingly] it's "Galifianakis-berg"
Jennifer Aniston : uh huh
Himself - Host : what stuff do you have working on Jenny?
Jennifer Aniston : well, this movie we're supposed to talk about "Just go with it" with Adam Sandler
Tila Tequila : I've also worked with Adam Sandler too.
Himself - Host : [to Tila] oh really? What's he like?
Tila Tequila : nice and...
Himself - Host : [interrupts Tila, to Jennifer] right?
Jennifer Aniston : extremely, yeah one of the nicest...
Himself - Host : [interrupts Jennifer, to Tila] did you hang out?
Tila Tequila : absolutely, afterwards, we'd hit the trailer and snacks and a bunch of food he's a great guy
Himself - Host : [laughs, snorts, sarcastically] great story
Tila Tequila : yeah
Himself - Host : [to Jennifer] if you were forced to choose one state in the US to be struck with a nuclear weapon, only one state or else the entire country would be destroyed, which state would you choose to annihilate?
Jennifer Aniston : [shocked, laughs] I'm not going to do that...
Himself - Host : [interrupts Jennifer] oh so the entire country is going to be destroyed by a nuclear weapon?
Jennifer Aniston : I don't think that's going to happen...
Himself - Host : [interrupts Jennifer, to Tila] what would you choose? Rhode Island
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Tila Tequila : [simultaneously with Zach] Rhode Island
Jennifer Aniston : ok
Himself - Host : [looking off camera] wait hold on,
Himself - Host : [rolls his eyes, to off camera] go ahead
Jennifer Aniston : [a man wearing a life size Vanguard Speed Stick costume slides into view from behind them] oh, jeez
Speed Stick Man : Speed Stick the "rodorant" for your deodorant
Tila Tequila : [to Zach, referring to the costume worn by the Speed Stick Man] that is so cute
Himself - Host : [to Tila] you'd probably had a lot of wild adventures like...
Tila Tequila : [interrupts him] oh yes absolutely
Himself - Host : have you done anything with guys in a car?
Tila Tequila : oh, the car
Jennifer Aniston : [interrupts them, feeling uncomfortable] you know what? I'm so sorry...
Himself - Host : [ignoring Jennifer, to Tila] I got a blowjob once on a motorcycle...
Tila Tequila : and this weekend I'm...
Jennifer Aniston : [interrupts them] I'm going to let you guys finish because I think this is "unfinished business", so when I come back I'm going to hit the Green Room
Himself - Host : sure, we're all up for that...
Jennifer Aniston : [interrupts him] did you get enough questions out?
Himself - Host : [looks at his notes] I have another question, if you don't mind
Jennifer Aniston : well what...
Himself - Host : [interrupts her] no, it's for Tila...
Jennifer Aniston : [Jennifer presses the red button, the theme song for Friends is played] you know what Zach?
Jennifer Aniston : [the volume of the theme song makes what Jennifer says to Zach inaudible]
[segment ends]
