Mass Effect 3 (2012 Video Game)

Matthew Del Negro: Lieutenant Steve Cortez

Quotes 

• Javik : You there. Tattooed human. I would like to touch you.

  Jack : I'm not nearly drunk enough for that.

  Javik : You then, shuttle pilot? How about you?

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Um... Why's Javik getting all touchy-feely?

  Jack : Hey, Collector-looking asshole, maybe go touch yourself?

  Javik : That does not happen until the end of the party.

• [Joker challenges Cortez to a drinking contest] 

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : You're in for a rough time, Moreau. Vega and I are neck-and-neck when it comes to holding liquor.

  Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : Oh, yeah? Here we go, shot one.

  [Cortez takes the shot] 

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Ugh! What the hell is that? Tastes like the north end of a southbound goat!

  Garrus Vakarian : Bad move, Cortez. He wanted the duel, and he also picked the weapon.

  Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : I brought my own batch, bro! Three parts horse choker and one part antiseptic mouthwash.

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : That's not even a drink!

  Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : And yet here are our second shots... unless you wanna give up?

  Urdnot Wrex : Ah, this is all over. I'm gonna find a gun and let a few rounds off.

  Javik : I am sober enough. I will join you.

  Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : Have fun, try not to kill the neighbors. Cortez?

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : [sighs]  Gimme your damn horse choker.

  [takes the shot] 

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Mother of God, you are going nowhere near the shooting range, just make it stop!

  Jeff 'Joker' Moreau : Yeah, I think we're done here.

• Commander Shepard - Male : What's the best way into the Archives?

  Maya Brooks - Citadel DLC : The facility is located below the Wards. Maybe a direct breach for maximum surprise?

  Commander Shepard - Male : I like it. Sounds like you're learning the ropes.

  Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Hell, hang out with us long enough, and you'll learn ropes, knives, bombs, thresher maws...

  Urdnot Wrex : But don't hang out too long, or pretty soon you'll be making friends with asari.

  Dr. Liara T'Soni : I heard that.

• Lieutenant Steve Cortez : Wish you could've seen that gun on Tuchanka firsthand. I cut the auditory emulators and watched that Cerberus cruiser gracefully and silently disintegrate. Beautiful.

  Lt. James Vega : Sometimes I worry about you, man.