- Quinrung Theng: Stop this car and let me go! You do not know who you are messing with here!
- Rico Rodriguez: Mr. Theng, either you come with me willingly, or I cut off your hands and bitch-slap you with them all the way to where we're going.
- Rico Rodriguez: [random line after causing a pipeline explosion] Try to transport fuel now, you pipeline jerks!
- [first lines]
- Maria Kane: Here we are. Panau Islands, South East Asia's best kept secret.
- Rico Rodriguez: It's agency territory right? US-friendly?
- Maria Kane: Not anymore. And that's why we're here.
- Rico Rodriguez: [destroying Baby Panay's statue] Ouch! That's gotta hurt the big man's ego!
- Rico Rodriguez: [destroying Baby Panay's statue] Bye Bye Baby!
- Tom Sheldon: [as Sloth Demon] Chaos is the opposite of order scorpion. Someone bent on disrupting order will soon find that Panau is a veritable amusement park of chaos.