- Scarlet Witch: An alternate universe and time. Why couldn't I wake up somewhere hip like 1973 England? Fighting crime and listening to David Bowie?
- Thor: Eh, David who now?
- Mayor of Super Hero Town: [giving the grand tour of Super Hero Town] Over there the Baxters are building... a building. Over yonder, we're putting a school for gifted youngsters. Over there, a mansion for meetings.
- Ms. Marvel: Assembling.
- Mayor of Super Hero Town: And that concludes the tour.
- M.O.D.O.K.: Ooh, ooh! She said 'That's what you think' and then she looked away from the camera and made the 'I'm pretending to be on your side but I'm secretly not helping you' look.
- Captain Doom: Oh, jealousy doesn't suit you, M.O.D.O.K. Come! We have work to do.
- M.O.D.O.K.: Are you kidding me? I'm the only person that saw that?
- Captain Doom: [Scarlet Witch and the heroes have broken into the courthouse] What is the meaning of this?
- Scarlet Witch: What's it look like? Your rule over the New World is over!
- Captain Doom: You helped them stand against me! Your betrayal is shocking. Shocking!
- M.O.D.O.K.: [aims the cannon at Scarlet Witch] I was going to make you walk the plank, but this is a lot more entertaining. So long, Scarlet Witch.
- [Scarlet Witch shoots the cannon with her hex powers]
- M.O.D.O.K.: Oh, boy.
- [the cannon blasts a hole in the ship]
- Captain Doom: Don't come any closer! Take one more step and I'll unleash the full destructive force of my armor's weapon systems. We'll all go together!
- Scarlet Witch: You're bluffing!
- Captain Doom: Really? You think I wouldn't do it?
- Scarlet Witch: No, I think you will no matter what we do.
- Captain Doom: How do you know me so well?
- Captain Doom: [Scarlet Witch has trapped him in tied up chair on a catapult] Oh, I hate witches!
- [the catapult launches him into the ocean]
- Captain Doom: Nuts!
- Captain Doom: I will turn my native Latvaria into a colonial powerhouse, greater than Spain, England or France!
- [turns and tips his hat to Scarlet Witch]
- Captain Doom: And I owe it all to you.
- Scarlet Witch: [sarcastically] Don't mention it.
- Captain Doom: From this moment, I rename this town "New Latvaria" and the Scarlet Witch is going to help me build my empire!
- Scarlet Witch: [to herself] That's what you think.