The Office (TV Series)

The Inner Circle (2011)

Will Ferrell: Deangelo Vickers

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Quotes 

• Deangelo Vickers : Let's go downstairs, okay? Let's do it.

  Dwight Schrute : Pass. If I wanted to see a pissing contest, I'd lock Mose in the chicken coop.

  Deangelo Vickers : Damn it, Dwight! Enough! Get your ass downstairs or find a new place to sell paper!

  Dwight Schrute : Okay. A little about me... I respond to strong leadership.

• Deangelo Vickers : Raise your hand if you have a vagina. Raise your hand if someone you love has a vagina.

• Deangelo Vickers : So, coasting time is officially over. Big changes are coming, and they're coming fast. If you don't like 'em, this is called a door. You can walk right through it. Alright? I'm not here to be your friend. I like my life outside of this place. I live to leave at five. Change number one: Darryl. Per your request, the company is sending you to business school at night. Full ride, deal with it.

  Darryl Philbin : Seriously?

  Deangelo Vickers : Stone cold seriously!

  [Talking head] 

  Deangelo Vickers : They are trying to figure me out and I don't like it. Once they figure me out, they start to tell me what I want to hear. And I need to quickly figure out who's a good worker and who is simply a good mind reader. Because as soon as I'm hearing what I want to hear, I'm not gonna care.

  [Back to conference room] 

  Deangelo Vickers : Change two: Toby, you're getting a new chair.

  Toby Flenderson : Thanks.

  Deangelo Vickers : Don't thank me. Hey, don't thank me, guy. Okay? And I don't care if you like them.

  Oscar Martinez : These sound like good ideas. Why wouldn't we like them?

  Deangelo Vickers : I don't care what your favorite flavor is. Here's a bowl of ice cream, you either like it or you don't. That's my attitude right now in this room, that's my attitude on Ice Cream Thursdays. Alright? Clear? Any questions?

  Kevin Malone : This all sounds great to me. But I can see how some people might think that they're bad. I don't know what to think.

  Deangelo Vickers : That is a stu... an astute observation, Kevin.

  [talking head] 

  Deangelo Vickers : Kev's got me pegged.

• Deangelo Vickers : You know, I have a cousin who cracked the formula for a certain popular cola that I shall not name. So, I've never had to buy it. True story. I just drink my cousin's.

  Dwight Schrute : Congratulations on your one cousin. I have seventy, each one better than the last.

  Deangelo Vickers : You know what... straight up, why don't you like me?

  Dwight Schrute : I'm just not a suck-up like everyone else around here. Okay? I do my job well, so why don't you just leave me alone and let me do it. Okay?

  Deangelo Vickers : Oh, no.

  Dwight Schrute : What?

  Deangelo Vickers : Okay? I'm going to win you over.

  Dwight Schrute : No, you're not.

  Deangelo Vickers : Yes, I am.

  Dwight Schrute : No.

  Deangelo Vickers : Oh, yes!

  Dwight Schrute : No.

  Deangelo Vickers : Yes!

  Dwight Schrute : No!

  Deangelo Vickers : Yes!

  Dwight Schrute : No!

  Deangelo Vickers : Yes!

  Dwight Schrute : No!

  Deangelo Vickers : Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

  [as Deangelo repeatedly yells yes in a fast manner, he ran out the break room] 

• Deangelo Vickers : There he is! Got you coffee.

  Dwight Schrute : Oh, wow! Thank you. That was so kind of you.

  [Dwight puts his coffee in the trash bin] 

  Deangelo Vickers : Not a coffee guy, I take it, huh?

  Dwight Schrute : It's just that I own the coffee shop. So, once you've seen sausage being made, all you want to do is make sausage, because it's so much fun.

  Deangelo Vickers : Listen. I've got a sixer. Automatic for the People on the jukebox. Let's hit the park after sundown, come on. Pick up some sausage if you want.

  Dwight Schrute : [Dwight points to Oscar]  I think you'll find what you're looking for over there.

  Deangelo Vickers : [Talking head]  No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't seem to want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son, except there, I'm the Dwight.

• Deangelo Vickers : Dwight. What's your take?

  Dwight Schrute : What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.

  Deangelo Vickers : Man, you're smart!

• Deangelo Vickers : [deleted scene]  Hey, there he is!

  Dwight Schrute : Here I am.

  Deangelo Vickers : Hey, while I have you here, my brother scored some major Los Lobos tickets in AC. We're gonna party bus together. Heading down over this weekend. You interested?

  Dwight Schrute : Can I drive the bus?

  Deangelo Vickers : Probably not.

  Dwight Schrute : No, thank you.

  [talking head] 

  Dwight Schrute : Deangelo is a fine manager. I give him a B. The only reason it's not a B plus is he makes my skin crawl. Don't know why, just the quality, I guess.

• Deangelo Vickers : [deleted scene]  If there are any complaints, you can direct them to the garbage. Specifically, my garbage.

• Deangelo Vickers : [Deleted scene]  Pinball machine, going to the break room! It will be quarter-less. You will not have to put quarters in it 'cause I don't want to hear any bitching and moaning that I didn't bring enough quarters to work to play pinball. Okay? You just reset it 'cause I don't want to hear about it!

• Deangelo Vickers : No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't seem to want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son. Except there, I'm the Dwight.