The Office (TV Series)
The Inner Circle (2011)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Deangelo Vickers : Let's go downstairs, okay? Let's do it.
Dwight Schrute : Pass. If I wanted to see a pissing contest, I'd lock Mose in the chicken coop.
Deangelo Vickers : Damn it, Dwight! Enough! Get your ass downstairs or find a new place to sell paper!
Dwight Schrute : Okay. A little about me... I respond to strong leadership.
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Deangelo Vickers : You know, I have a cousin who cracked the formula for a certain popular cola that I shall not name. So, I've never had to buy it. True story. I just drink my cousin's.
Dwight Schrute : Congratulations on your one cousin. I have seventy, each one better than the last.
Deangelo Vickers : You know what... straight up, why don't you like me?
Dwight Schrute : I'm just not a suck-up like everyone else around here. Okay? I do my job well, so why don't you just leave me alone and let me do it. Okay?
Deangelo Vickers : Oh, no.
Dwight Schrute : What?
Deangelo Vickers : Okay? I'm going to win you over.
Dwight Schrute : No, you're not.
Deangelo Vickers : Yes, I am.
Dwight Schrute : No.
Deangelo Vickers : Oh, yes!
Dwight Schrute : No.
Deangelo Vickers : Yes!
Dwight Schrute : No!
Deangelo Vickers : Yes!
Dwight Schrute : No!
Deangelo Vickers : Yes!
Dwight Schrute : No!
Deangelo Vickers : Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
[as Deangelo repeatedly yells yes in a fast manner, he ran out the break room]
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Deangelo Vickers : There he is! Got you coffee.
Dwight Schrute : Oh, wow! Thank you. That was so kind of you.
[Dwight puts his coffee in the trash bin]
Deangelo Vickers : Not a coffee guy, I take it, huh?
Dwight Schrute : It's just that I own the coffee shop. So, once you've seen sausage being made, all you want to do is make sausage, because it's so much fun.
Deangelo Vickers : Listen. I've got a sixer. Automatic for the People on the jukebox. Let's hit the park after sundown, come on. Pick up some sausage if you want.
Dwight Schrute : [Dwight points to Oscar] I think you'll find what you're looking for over there.
Deangelo Vickers : [Talking head] No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't seem to want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son, except there, I'm the Dwight.
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Deangelo Vickers : Dwight. What's your take?
Dwight Schrute : What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.
Deangelo Vickers : Man, you're smart!
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Dwight Schrute : Deangelo, tell your whore to leave me alone!
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Deangelo Vickers : [deleted scene] Hey, there he is!
Dwight Schrute : Here I am.
Deangelo Vickers : Hey, while I have you here, my brother scored some major Los Lobos tickets in AC. We're gonna party bus together. Heading down over this weekend. You interested?
Dwight Schrute : Can I drive the bus?
Deangelo Vickers : Probably not.
Dwight Schrute : No, thank you.
[talking head]
Dwight Schrute : Deangelo is a fine manager. I give him a B. The only reason it's not a B plus is he makes my skin crawl. Don't know why, just the quality, I guess.
