Sisters (III) (2015)

Bobby Moynihan: Alex

Quotes 

• Alex : Hey I'm sorry, hold on one second, hold on one second.

  [Pretends to answer phone call during party] 

  Alex : Mom?

  Hae-Won : Oh, my god!

  Alex : Yeah. I'll be right there.

  [Onlooking party-goers groan] 

  Alex : I'm kidding!

  [All laughing] 

  Alex : But thanks for finally laughing, you fucking assholes!

  [laughs] 

• Alex : I can feel my hair growing!

• Alex : Okay, guys, can you guess who I am? Ready? "You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

  Liz : Cheech! No, Chong.

  Alex : No, no, no. "Say hello to my little friend!"

  [sprays glue gun] 

  Rob : Tim Allen.