Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)

Ne Me'e Laua Na Paio (Heroes and Villains) (2011)

Alex O'Loughlin: Steve McGarrett

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• Steve McGarrett : [holding a snow globe]  Why would you steal this?

  Johnny D. : I always wanted to go to Paris.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : [in disbelief]  You...?

  Steve McGarrett : [laughs]  You know what? It's a beautiful city. And if you ever make it, you should get yourself a snow globe, because this is Seattle.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : That's the Space Needle, not the Eiffel Tower, you schmuck.

• Jenna Kaye : [McGarrett has kicked in her motel room door]  I really wish you would have knocked.

  Steve McGarrett : I did. Twice.

• Jenna Kaye : I'm sorry, but this matter has been classified as above your pay grade.

  Steve McGarrett : Why don't you unclassify it? And I won't even ask for a raise.

  Jenna Kaye : Would you like me to have the director call the governor to compel you to hand over the files?

  Steve McGarrett : ...

  [Quietly] 

  Steve McGarrett : Are you threatening me?

  Jenna Kaye : I just want to know if you want to make this hard on yourself or are we gonna get along?

• Chin Ho Kelly : [after Johnny shreds all 4 of his tires. Chin Ho chuckles slightly in disbelief]  Did he really just do that?

  [During a low speed chase] 

  Chin Ho Kelly : Oh put him out of his misery.

  Steve McGarrett : All right.

  [They block Johnny's path. Johnny gets out] 

  Johnny D. : Is there a problem officer?

• Steve McGarrett : What do you want?

  Wo Fat : To know the man who is trying to know me.

  Steve McGarrett : Well, what I know is that Hiro and Hesse both answer to you. Which means at the very least, you're an accomplice to my parent's murder. And at the most, you're directly responsible.

  Wo Fat : Interesting theory.

  Steve McGarrett : If that theory pans out. I promise you, I will find you, and next time - it will be on my terms.

  Wo Fat : A little friendly advice, I wouldn't dig too deeply into your family's past. You might not like what you find.

  [Pulls out some money] 

  Wo Fat : Dinner's on me.

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : This is the CIA we are dealing with here. Okay, they wrote the book on advanced interrogation techniques which I am absolutely positive you have sitting on your bedside table right now. Okay? Just so you know, I understand. Okay, I would not mind a little one on one session with Jenna Kaye. The thought does stimulate my imagination, too.

  Steve McGarrett : Legally the CIA can only interrogate foreign nationals.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : [softly]  Why do you do that? I had a little fantasy worked out. I mean, you're like a devourer of dreams. You know what I mean?

  [He makes an eating motion with his hand while Steve sighs heavily] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Like, you eat them. You're like a little pacman in cargo pants.

• Steve McGarrett : [At the scene of the victim dressed up as a super hero]  Alright, let me guess. This guy thought he could fly.

  Dr. Max Bergman : Ah. A common misconception. Although Captain Fallout dons a cape, he is not capable of actual flight. Merely super human leaping abilities.

  Steve McGarrett : Max. Who's Captain Fallout?

  Dr. Max Bergman : The fearless leader of the Wonder Seven.

  [At Steve and Danny's blank looks, he explains] 

  Dr. Max Bergman : He acquired his powers when he was attacked by one of Hitler's radioactive German shepherds during the Battle of the Bulge.

  [Steve and Danny still show no recognition] 

  Dr. Max Bergman : Huh? Wow. You guys need to brush up on your classics.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : No, no, no. We don't need to brush up on anything. You need to bring us all back to reality, here on Earth, and answer the obvious question of why this took a dive wearing tights.

• Jenna Kaye : You obviously already know, I'm not on an *official* assignment.

  Steve McGarrett : You're not even a field agent. You're a low level analyst. And that suit you wore this morning playing grown ups with me in my office probably cost you 2 weeks salary. I bet... I bet you've never even left your desk before.

  Jenna Kaye : You need to leave.

  Steve McGarrett : I think you've gone rogue to hunt down a man named Wo Fat. Couple months ago I met him on the 18th hole. He was playing a round of golf with the man that killed my mother. And if he's working with them, you need to tell me right now.

• Steve McGarrett : Are you trying to tell me that Wo Fat ordered my dad's murder?

  Jenna Kaye : I believe so.

• Jenna Kaye : After 3 years of dead ends, I finally picked up a solid lead. Discovered that Wo Fat was here in Hawaii. So... I took leave from the CIA to track him down.

  Steve McGarrett : Let me ask you a question: what are you going to do when you find him?

  Jenna Kaye : Same thing you would do.

  Steve McGarrett : Wait here.

  [McGarret goes to his office] 

• Steve McGarrett : I plan to find Wo Fat. And if he's as elusive as you're saying he is. I'm going to need all the help I can get. You and I will meet tomorrow at Onofun Noodle House - it's on Leweres. 8 PM.

  Jenna Kaye : I'll be there.

  Steve McGarrett : Be there... Oh, and Kaye?

  Jenna Kaye : Yeah?

  Steve McGarrett : We'll get along just fine.

• Steve McGarrett : What makes you think I won't kill you right here in this restaurant?

  Wo Fat : "The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out."-Old Chinese proverb.

  Steve McGarrett : [McGarret pulls out his weapon and has it aimed at Wo Fat under the table]  "Say hello to my little friend." - Old American proverb.

• Steve McGarrett : That's my father's voice recorder. How'd you get that?

  Jenna Kaye : How'd you lose it?

  Steve McGarrett : It was stolen by a local Yakuza boss.

  Jenna Kaye : Hiro Noshimuri.

  Steve McGarrett : Okay, you can stop asking me questions you know the answers to.

• Steve McGarrett : [Referring to Wo Fat]  I got the highlights in your investigation file. He worked counter intelligence at the 6th bureau. He reached the rank of Colonel and then he suddenly disappeared, right?

  Jenna Kaye : [Chewing gum]  Disappeared for years. Whatever he was doing, he must have realized that government work doesn't pay too well because when he resurfaced, he was already a major player in the criminal underworld.

  [She takes the gum out of her mouth and sticks it underneath the computer platform] 

  Steve McGarrett : [In complete disbelief]  I'm sorry, what- what'd you just do?

  Jenna Kaye : I'm sorry. What?

  Steve McGarrett : [Pointing at the computer]  That. What was that?

  Jenna Kaye : Oh, you mean my gum?

  Steve McGarrett : [His eyebrows shoot up]  Yeah, your gum. This is a computer. It's not your high school desk.

  [Waits until she removes the gum] 

  Steve McGarrett : Thank you.

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : [to someone dressed as a dog in a vest at the comic book convention]  What's up, dog?

  [Smiling, he smacks Steve on the chest as Steve cracks a smile] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Funny, right?

  Steve McGarrett : That is funny.