Turbo (2013)

Samuel L. Jackson: Whiplash

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• Turbo : Snails don't have money. Or else they'll have to pay the bills. Remember?

  Whiplash : Your trash talk is needlessly complicated!

  Turbo : Is it? Or is it that your unpaid bills... are overdue?

  Whiplash : Enough talk! It's time... for action.

• Turbo : Are you crazy?

  Whiplash : Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?

• Whiplash : Listen, garden snail. you clearly have the skills to pay the bills. If snails had to pay bills, that is. You will need to pay them.

• Whiplash : Little far from home, aren't you, garden snail?

• Whiplash : Listen, garden snail, you've clearly got the skills to pay the bills... if snails had to pay bills, that is. You would be able to pay them.

  Smoove Move : Yeah, bills.

  Burn : Paid in full, son

  Whiplash : So, I'm here to invite you to join our crew.

  Turbo : [smirks]  Join your crew?

  Whiplash : Did I say something humorous?

  Turbo : Sorry, it's just that you guys are, you know, kind of slow... ish.

  [the Snail Crew were offered] 

  Skidmark : Really? To our faces?

  Chet : [whispering]  Theo, what are you doing?

  Whiplash : Now, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear what I clearly just heard.

  Chet : Heard what?

  [laughs nervously] 

  Chet : I didn't hear anything. Nothing out of order. Did you, Theo?

  Turbo : Oh, I meant what I said.

  Whiplash : Well then you better put your money where your mouth is!

• Whiplash : That's it! This pit crew is officially under new management.

  [White Shadow launches Whiplash, Skidmark, Burn, and Smoove Move to Turbo] 

  Whiplash : Now this is how it's done. Air jack!

  Smoove Move : Jactivate!

  [imitates air jack] 

  Whiplash : Lube!

  Skidmark : [rubs lip balm on Turbo's foot]  Apply liberally.

  Whiplash : Detailing!

  Burn : Wax on, wax off!

  [rips wax paper] 

  Turbo : Ow!

  Whiplash : Fuel!

  White Shadow : Down the hatch! Chug! Chug! Chug!

  Whiplash : Foot massage!

  Burn : You know it!

  Whiplash : Relaxing vibes.

  Smoove Move : Own it, brother.

  [plays "Sailing" by N'SYNC] 

  Whiplash : Now relax those vibes!

  [Smoove Move plays loud music on headphones] 

  Turbo : Are you crazy?

  Whiplash : [slaps Turbo]  Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?

  Turbo : I-I-I-I don't... I don't know how to...

  Whiplash : [slaps Turbo again]  Are you a car?

  Turbo : No?

  Whiplash : Are you a car?

  Turbo : No!

  Whiplash : Then stop driving like one! Now get out there. Snail up, baby!

  [the Snail Crew cheer for Turbo as he dashes off]